December 18th, 2007

fuck code

Young, dumb, don't see a problem

I've been occasionally reading the O'Reilly Beautiful Code blog which accompanies the book of the same name. I have to admit I haven't agreed with all of it - some of it reads similarly to occasional posts I see scattered around the Interweb by Pattern Language zealots who haven't quite grasped that what they're doing is only because their chosen language is broken. It's not wrong per se it's just that, well, can a best-practices work around ever be considered beautiful.

Either way, I was pointed at this post this morning about The Cardinality of a Fluent Interface. Again, I wasn't entirely sure I agreed but I was sufficently intrigued to start hacking around.

My first attempt yielded something surprisingly elegant (despite using a couple of mildly egregious hacks such as abusing an overload of the concatenation operator) which allowed you to do things like
A slight bit of hackery later and it could also do
Making it do
Required changing the object from the oddly satisfying bless scalar to a more complicated blessed hash and the internals got a lot uglier. I was initially skeptical that I could make it do both nine.point.five.five - which is arguably the correct english way to say it - and nine.point.fifty.five - which is semantically also correct (albeit clumsy and ugly) and useful for currency - but then I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and hacked in the two line change.

Currently it's labouring under the name Acme::Numbers and not on CPAN but feel free to have a look and suggest new test case.
don't encourage

I done wrong and I want to suffer for my sins

It gets worse. These all work now:
    print four.pounds."\n";               # prints "4.00"
    print four.pounds.five."\n";          # prints "4.05"
    print four.pounds.fifty."\n";         # prints "4.50"
    print four.pounds.fifty.five."\n";    # prints "4.55"

    print fifty.pence."\n";               # prints "0.50"
    print fifty.five.pence."\n";          # prints "0.55"
    print four.pounds.fifty.pence."\n";   # prints "4.55"
    print four.pounds.and.fifty.p."\n";   # prints "4.50"

    print fifty.cents."\n";               # prints "0.50"
    print fifty.five.cents."\n";          # prints "0.55"
    print four.dollars.fifty.cents."\n";  # prints "4.50"

Must. Stop. Crack. Making. Me. Go. Blind.
london, doesn't work, broken

If you don't want to then you could at least pretend

So, after writing my little rant on pseudo schemas someone sent me this rather breathless piece:

"Though the new feature is strangely undocumented by Apple, users have discovered that Mail now supports a system of URLs (yes, URLs can do more than point to porn) that allow you to link specific messages in other applications. For example, you could include links to a couple Mail messages from coworkers alongside notes, pictures, and web links in OmniOutliner or Yojimbo documents. This opens up a whole new productivity world, allowing you to bring your e-mail into other applications that aren't specifically designed to integrate with Leopard's Mail."

-New Url Features can make your email productive again

And it got me thinking about a post I wrote a while back about Facebook being how 'normal' people think email should work.

So, to revise my previous position slightly - I think it's becoming clear that we need some sort of hybrid protocol+action schema. I'm still of the opinion that these pseudo protocols are bad and detrimental in the long run and that it's better to deal with it now rather than deal with a schema-soup in the long run.